Craft opinion pieces that make serious points through humor in the tradition of great satirists.
Write a comedic op-ed arguing {{position}} about {{topic}}. Use {{satirical_device}} to make the point. Length: {{word_count}} words. Publication style: {{publication}}.Premium Prompt
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