Create Onion-style satirical news articles that cleverly critique real issues through absurdist humor.
Write a satirical news article in the style of {{publication_style}} about {{topic}}. The underlying commentary should address {{real_issue}}. Include a headline, subheadline, and {{word_count}} word article.Or press ⌘C to copy
Replace these placeholders with your own content before using the prompt.
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